Me: Honey, did you know a bark mitzvah is a thing? It’s for dogs when they turn 13 months or 13 years old.
Cheryl: OMG, we have to do it. Daisy turns 13 this month.
Me: You can’t be serious?
Cheryl: Amy, we have to!
(Because I do everything she wants, a google search ensues)
Me: Cleo’s Bakery offers a Bow Wow Mitzvah Party Package.
Cheryl: I’m going to start a guest list.