July 13, 2018 – Sick Wives are Sweet

Me: Do you want to stop somewhere for lunch?

Cheryl (who is very sick): No, I don’t feel well enough to eat.

Me: Ok, let me know if you want something.

Cheryl: Well, maybe I could eat something. KFC or Bojangles so I can get mashed potatoes.

Me: Well, which do you want, since both serve Pepsi?

Cheryl: Oh, damn.

Me: How about I go through the drive thru at KFC and get your potatoes, and then I can get you a Diet Coke at McDonald’s?

Cheryl: You would do that for me? (She tears up) You love me so much, and I just have so much love in my heart for you.

Me: Awww shucks, you’re the best!

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