Me: Honey, are we going to get breakfast?
Cheryl: Yes. I love you so much.
Me: I love you more.
Cheryl: No, I love you more. And I love fighting about this with you.
Me: Why is that?
Cheryl: Because either way, I win.
Me: I see.
Cheryl: Good! So, let’s fight.
Simultaneously: I love you more!