Setting: Heart Attack Grill where they paddle you if you don’t finish your meal and the smallest burger is a half pound.
Cheryl: I’m going to order a burger and fries.
Me: Are you sure you want to do that?
Cheryl: Yes.
While we are eating we witness two people being paddled.
Cheryl: Honey, I need you to finish my fries.
Me: (I see that she hasn’t even eaten half of them) Why should I finish the fries, since I asked you if you were sure you should order them?
Cheryl: Honey, please! I don’t want a paddling.
Me: I’m only eating these because no one is going to spank your ass other than me.
I proceed to eat her fries
Me: Now, since I did you a favor, you are going zip lining with me.
Cheryl: Fine!
An hour later I have a wife in tears because she doesn’t like zip lining, but I felt zero guilt!
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