July 5, 2018 – Paddling and Zip Lining in Vegas

Setting: Heart Attack Grill where they paddle you if you don’t finish your meal and the smallest burger is a half pound.

Cheryl: I’m going to order a burger and fries.

Me: Are you sure you want to do that?

Cheryl: Yes.

While we are eating we witness two people being paddled.

Cheryl: Honey, I need you to finish my fries.

Me: (I see that she hasn’t even eaten half of them) Why should I finish the fries, since I asked you if you were sure you should order them?

Cheryl: Honey, please! I don’t want a paddling.

Me: I’m only eating these because no one is going to spank your ass other than me.

I proceed to eat her fries

Me: Now, since I did you a favor, you are going zip lining with me.

Cheryl: Fine!

An hour later I have a wife in tears because she doesn’t like zip lining, but I felt zero guilt!

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