Me: I’m going to have breakfast for dinner.
Cheryl: Amy, that’s blasphemy. Breakfast should not be eaten after 12 noon.
Me: You are so missing out.
(We open our menus)
Cheryl: Oooh, I want an omelet. And they have French Toast.
Me: (rolling my eyes at her) So, get breakfast.
Cheryl: No, I can’t.
Me: (dead)
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