Me: I need a title for this book I’m pitching.
Cheryl: I’m not the creative one, that’s you, honey.
Me: Maybe google can help.
Cheryl: Is there anything you won’t google?
Me: No, I google everything. Honey, you know this. For god sake, I buy an internet package when we travel just to be able to google. This is not news.
Cheryl: It’s people like you who abuse google.
Me: Did you really just say I abuse google? Really? I’m just done.