Cheryl: I wish I’d brought my other swimsuit. The skirt on this one is riding up under my shorts.
Bibby: Just tuck it in, it will stay.
Cheryl: (adjusting her swimsuit) just call me Ted Bundy.
Me, Bibby, and Mia in unison: what?
Mia: Nope, just stop, I don’t even want to know.
Me: I need to know what Ted Bundy has to do with anything?
Bibby: Yeah, me too.
Cheryl: Because my hand is in my shorts.
Me: That’s Al Bundy. Ted Bundy was a serial killer.
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