Cheryl: I’m the princess you know this!
Me: Oh, so in other words, I do what I’m told and you do what you want?
Cheryl: Exactly, I’m glad that after 13 years you understand that. Besides, you made me this way. You spoil me.
Me: I suppose I am to blame. My very own Frankenstein’s creature.
Needless to say, I got slapped on the arm for comparing her to Frankenstein.
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