Me: so, apparently Solo: A Star Wars Story had the worst opening weekend of any Star Wars movie.
Cheryl: really? But it was so good.
Me: I know right?!?! We wouldn’t be going back to watch it a second time if it wasn’t.
Cheryl: honey, to be fair, every movie we’ve seen more than once in the theater has been a Star Wars movie.
Me: ok, fair point. I guess we aren’t the most unbiased audience, but it’s still a damn good movie.
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