Cheryl: Are there more potatoes?
Me: Yes. I take it you like them.
Cheryl: you put a lot of butter in them.
Me: The recipe called for two tablespoons, I used a whole stick.
Cheryl: You can look at them and tell.
Me: Didn’t you just ask for more?
Cheryl: Yes!
Me: So don’t complain about the obscene amounts of butter I use.
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