Saw an article about Elevation Church introducing a baptismal waterslide (yes, I know, and not the point). I was telling Cheryl about it and the following transpired. Keep in mind, she was raised Catholic.
Cheryl: A baptismal waterslide? I don’t suppose you can wear a swimsuit.
Me: Probably not. You probably just go in your clothes.
Me: That’s how I was baptized. I mean not with the waterslide, but in my clothes.
Cheryl: You mean like in the river.
Me: No, in the baptismal at the church.
Cheryl: what is that?
Me: It’s like a three foot deep bathtub behind the choir box.
Cheryl: No way. You’re lying.
Me: No, really. (I proceed to consult google for pictures of a baptismal)
Cheryl: (Stares at pictures with wonderment) No way! Clearly the Catholics have this one, cause that’s just ridiculous.