So This is my favorite desert. They were serving it tonight in the dining room.
Me: I think I ate too much. I’m not going to be able to finish the cake.
Cheryl: Why? Because you’ll be sick if you do?
Me: Yes! I’m going to just take one more bite. (I cut off a piece to eat, but then cut that piece in half before eating it)
Cheryl: That was two bites
Me: No it was just one, I cut it in half to make it last longer.
Cheryl: You are ridiculous. It was still two bites.