At dinner tonight:
Me: Honey, what would you do if I started dressing feminine?
Cheryl: It wouldn’t be you.
Me: So no dresses?
Cheryl: I’d be embarrassed for you honey, I’ve seen the pictures of you in dresses, and you look utterly uncomfortable. You don’t have the body for feminine clothes.
Me: I could wear spanx.
Cheryl: Amy, that would make your shoulders look that much broader. You’d have to wear hip pads.
Me: Are you saying I’d have to be a drag queen?
Cheryl: Yeah, pretty much.