November 12, 2018 – Dresses and Drag Queens

At dinner tonight:

Me: Honey, what would you do if I started dressing feminine?

Cheryl: It wouldn’t be you.

Me: So no dresses?

Cheryl: I’d be embarrassed for you honey, I’ve seen the pictures of you in dresses, and you look utterly uncomfortable. You don’t have the body for feminine clothes.

Me: I could wear spanx.

Cheryl: Amy, that would make your shoulders look that much broader. You’d have to wear hip pads.

Me: Are you saying I’d have to be a drag queen?

Cheryl: Yeah, pretty much.

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