We are in downtown Durham and pass by Elmo’s.
Me: I’d love to open a bar with an 80’s theme and name it St. Elmo’s.
Cheryl: I’ve never seen that movie before.
Me: How are we even married?
Cheryl: I only watched St. Elmo’s the hospital show on TV a couple of times.
Me: (looking at her like she has five heads) Do you mean St. Elsewhere?
Cheryl: yeah, that one, but I loved ER.
Me: I just can’t with you sometimes.
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