Me: I love you.
Cheryl: I’m really glad you do.
Me: Why are you glad?
Cheryl: Because you love me even with all my faults.
Me: You have faults?
Cheryl: Yes.
Me: I don’t know of any
Cheryl: I’m kinda a bitch.
Me: I don’t think you’re a bitch.
Cheryl: I’m not compared to you.
Me: *speechless*
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