This morning Cheryl gave me a gift. A Darth Vader key chain. It prompted the following conversation.
Me: Are you surprised I identify so much with Darth Vader?
Cheryl: Based on what I know, yes.
Me: He’s not a very nice person. He’s a fascist. He blew up an entire planet populated with people just because he could.
Cheryl: Is that Alderaan?
Me: Yes.
Cheryl: You’re surprised I knew that, aren’t you?
Me: No, because you watch Family Guy.
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