Heart Monitors and Sex

Cheryl has a heart monitor on for the next two weeks as part of some diagnostic testing she’s having done. This conversation happened following the application of the heart monitor.

Cheryl: You know I’m not having sex as long as this is thing is on.

Me: But honey they need to see a complete view of all your activity.

Cheryl: But what if they can tell I’m having sex?

Me: They need to see how your heart functions during exercise, and sex is the only exercise you get.

Cheryl: Why do you always have to be right?

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