Cheryl has a heart monitor on for the next two weeks as part of some diagnostic testing she’s having done. This conversation happened following the application of the heart monitor.
Cheryl: You know I’m not having sex as long as this is thing is on.
Me: But honey they need to see a complete view of all your activity.
Cheryl: But what if they can tell I’m having sex?
Me: They need to see how your heart functions during exercise, and sex is the only exercise you get.
Cheryl: Why do you always have to be right?
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