I’m at home waiting on Cheryl whose been out with a friend. Cheryl comes into the bedroom where I’m working.
Cheryl (slurring): Hey baby.
Me: Have you been drinking?
Cheryl: Noooooo. Definitely not.
Cheryl: Maybe. Yeah. But at least I’m honest.
I stare at her in astonishment.
Me: You just lied about drinking, how is that being honest?
Cheryl: No, I was honest about lying.
Me: I just can’t with you.