Me: what do you want for breakfast?
Cheryl: eggs.
Me: you always want eggs.
Cheryl: I know! We can go to IHOP, The Egg Yolk, CrackerBarrel, I’m not sure if Cafe Duo is open.
Me: I don’t think they serve brunch through the week.
Cheryl: we could go to the dive on memorial.
Me: honey, you know I like to eat at a good dive more than just about anyone. Usually, the sketchier the better, but that place. Just no. I walk out of there feeling dirty. I feel like they never clean anything. I just can’t do it.
Cheryl: *hysterical laughter at my OCD*
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